FOTW Dies Slow, Boring Death for Fourth Time
Well, boys and girls, barnyard animals and other friends of Bonsai, it's time to admit defeat.
You've been good friends, good citizens and good samaritans, but in the end, it didn't matter.
Friend of the Week has once again failed.
It's not your fault, you've tried, but it's become apparent that Bonsai no longer cares enough about you to randomly distribute points each week on a semi-timely schedule, rewarding you for your good deeds and half efforts.
As word spreads and dozens of FOTW participants find themselves awash in sorrow and a feeling of loss, mass riots and the destruction of porch furniture is expected. But Friends are encourage to maintain the spirit of FOTW, spreading joy and loaning out their cars, rather than burning them openly in the streets.
Addendum: Happy Birthday Bonsai!
You've been good friends, good citizens and good samaritans, but in the end, it didn't matter.
Friend of the Week has once again failed.
It's not your fault, you've tried, but it's become apparent that Bonsai no longer cares enough about you to randomly distribute points each week on a semi-timely schedule, rewarding you for your good deeds and half efforts.
As word spreads and dozens of FOTW participants find themselves awash in sorrow and a feeling of loss, mass riots and the destruction of porch furniture is expected. But Friends are encourage to maintain the spirit of FOTW, spreading joy and loaning out their cars, rather than burning them openly in the streets.
Addendum: Happy Birthday Bonsai!
posted by evil girl at 10:56 AM
3 Comments:
This was inevitable.
You know what they say at the retard home: Weak sauce.
Wow, I can't top that. But yes, allow me to chime in as well and point out that this is the weakest of sauce.
At least someone has faith in Friend of the Week.
Let's all go to Florida together. Celebrate some frienddship.
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